The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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