Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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