It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
