I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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