I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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