So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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