Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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