I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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