Who wears a wallet chain?!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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