there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize