is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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