I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Four minutes until I can fart!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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