This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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