Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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