Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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