You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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