He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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