A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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