Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize