idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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