Hey man sorry I got all grabby
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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