dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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