I feel like I'm in dance class right now
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have already put on my inside pants.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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