...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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