i barfeds in our rink
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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