hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
