either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
