what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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