well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just puked most of my soul out..
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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