sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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