I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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