So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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