Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.