Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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