You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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