just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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