I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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