in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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