i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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