think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
