I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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