u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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