It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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