he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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