By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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