Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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