Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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