I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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