OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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