That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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