Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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