I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My vagina just clenched in fear
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