After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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