The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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