I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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