Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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