I don't think brook has ever known best
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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