Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You can't special order awesome
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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