When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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